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southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

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magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

did-you-kno:

In 2011, an Australian mother posted photos and an extensive sales pitch in order to try and sell her two children on eBay. Before authorities were notified and the page was dismantled, several people had already bid on them.  Source

did-you-kno:

In 2011, an Australian mother posted photos and an extensive sales pitch in order to try and sell her two children on eBay. Before authorities were notified and the page was dismantled, several people had already bid on them.  Source

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gothiccharmschool:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.

yourlittlehipbones:

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

Seriouslllyyyyyy